We are just checking out the site for now. If we like it, we'll get more involved with it.
We are two people who seem to be created in a lab for the strict purpose of being together. He's funny with an unusual view of life. She is also witty, beautiful, and has an insightful view of life. We enjoy learning, reading, exercising, and of course, making friends in the lifestyle. As you'll read on 99% of the profiles, we enjoy the experience of sex
Here's a few things to know about us:
1. HONESTY. Seriously, just be honest. And not just to us. Be honest with your spouse as well. It's very disappointing to be talking to a "couple" for a while just to discover that one of them wasn't aware they were in the lifestyle and that hundreds of people were admiring her Brazillian. Or even worse, drugging or getting the other half extremely drunk, then putting them on the phone, knowing damn well they're too out of it to care, much less remember the conversation.
Another big honesty issue is your pictures. One of us is very good at graphic design and can spot most attempts at Photoshop. And anyone over the age of 5 can tell when you've slapped your picture with a filter. (The cartoon dog ears and nose are a dead giveaway.) This also goes for old pictures. We all age, it's half the fun. Yes, you looked amazing 20 years ago, but here's the thing. You look amazing now. All you're doing is being deceptive. Own your few extra pounds, your scars, and your laugh lines. Those are not ugly! Those prove that you have been extremely successful in inhaling and exhaling. That life experience is far more appealing than anything else.
2. DON'T BE PUSHY. That should pretty much sum it up. We all have lives. Most things in life are FAR more important than this lifestyle. We may not be able to respond to a message or text right away. We certainly aren't able to up and meet at a moment's notice. (childcare) and sometimes we just don't feel like talking at that moment. And yes, there may be times when we set up a meet and have to cancel. It has nothing to do with you, it has to do with us. We have a family and a life. Things come up. On our side of the lifestyle fence, we come first. Just as you come first on yours. (And honestly, we enjoy it when the others cum first)
3. BE INTERESTING. This one is a more difficult qualification. Everyone has different interests, and everyone finds different things interesting. If you can hold a real conversation (without trying to sound smarter than you are) then we will get along fine. There is always time for sex talk. Sex talk is amazing at times. We also want to know that you are more than a pair of genitals.
4. HUMOR. We're not expecting you to be a stand-up comedian. But humor, whether dispensing, or appreciating, goes a long way. Let's be honest. The lifestyle is absolutely absurd, and taking it too seriously is a buzz kill.
5. ATTRACTION. Another difficult one. It's different for everyone. We certainly don't expect to be everyone's cup of tea. So there may be times we aren't attracted sexually as well. That's not to say you aren't, it's just saying it didn't mesh. For instance, you can take two drop-dead gorgeous identical twins, insert to completely different personalities, and suddenly one is more attractive than the other. Unless you put two horrible personalities in both, then no one is having a good time.
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